i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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