: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
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