Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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