Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
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found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
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She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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