we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
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