my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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