So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Randomize
