I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
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I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
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Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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