You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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