I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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