you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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