White coat. Heels.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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