Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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