he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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