Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
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I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
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I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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