There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
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Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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