Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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