3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Randomize
