Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
im having a threesome with these popsicles
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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