What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
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