please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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