To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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