Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
he high fived his dick after we had sex
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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