I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
he puts the penis in happiness.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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