There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
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She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
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You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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