Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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