why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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