the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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