she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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