Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
You really coming over, don't trick.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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