We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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