As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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