Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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