So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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