hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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