He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Randomize
