Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
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