I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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