I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
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Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
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She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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