Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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