my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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