He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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