My nipple is on Facebook.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
either way he was missing a nipple.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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