chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
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i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
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Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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