You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
I wish you could order shots online.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
vagina is talking i cant
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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