i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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