return my video game
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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