you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
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Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
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Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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