morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
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Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
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Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
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