Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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