I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
