your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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