do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
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seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
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He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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