Sry I called you an 8
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
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who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
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well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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