I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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