Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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