real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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